BRUCE MOORE’S TAP CLASS 11/13…. Tap your troubles away….and believe me, it works! Intermediate Tappers meet at 11:00 AM….at Body Zone South..  Call Bruce at 393-2276 for Moore Info!    BROADWAY…LET’S TWIST AGAIN….11/19 & 20…. …at The Waterfront Playhouse!  This is The Waterfront Playhouse’s Kick Off Presentation.  It is a 2 night extravaganza starring over 30 of Key West’s Most Talented and Beloved Performers!  The Twist is….The Guys will be performing Broadway Tunes normally sung by Gals…and the Gals will be singing songs sung by Guys!  On 11/19, there is an After Party with sumptuous  food by Jennifer Cornell and Small Chef at Large…..Tix are $75.  On 11/20, tix are $50, with no after party!  Call 295-5015 or go to www.waterfrontplayhouse.org, for tickets to this sure to be FAB Event!!!!!  This is the 71st Season of The Waterfront Playhouse, voted BEST Theater in Florida!!!!!   LONNIE AT TURTLE KRAALS….11/13… From 7 to 11 PM, it’s the music of Lonnie Jacobson and his Band….On 11/13….Happy Hour at the Kraals is 4 to 6:30…oysters, 50 cents all day!   AT THE TROPIC CINEMA…. Great movies begin showing TODAY!!! Morning Glory…The Girl Who Kicked the Hornet’s Nest….Hereafter….and held over…Waiting for Superman…The Social Network…The Town!  877-761-FILM.  www.TropicCinema.com.   PUN OF THE DAY…. I wondered why the basketball kept getting bigger….then it Hit me!   AT THE PIER HOUSE…..11/13.. It’s Larry Smith at the piano at 7 PM on  Friday and Saturday evenings, playing pop, and original compositions….lots of guest singers always show up!    CHRIS THOMAS AT RICK’S ON 11/13….  Chris will be at Rick’s downstairs on Duval, from Noon until 4:00 PM on Saturday!!!   NEW DRY CLEANER IN TOWN….. Allan Wimer, who is very particular, informed me that there is a spiffy new Dry Cleaner in town, offering 1 Day Service!!!  It is called Spotless Dry Cleaners at 542 Truman Ave. in the CVS strip mall.  He highly recommends this new place!   AT LATEDA….11/13… It’s Randy Roberts LIVE!…..in the Crystal Room at Lateda every Friday & Saturday at 9 PM….Call 296-6706 to reserve…he packs em in!!!!  In the By George Bar at 8:30 PM, it’s the wonderful Debra & Patrick, back in town….Welcome Home to Key West!  Pat & Deb are there on Saturday!!!  A great crowd was at The DA for Pat & Debra, and how terrific it was to see, Teri Johnston, Billy Cartledge, Lee Garrison, Mary Jo Da Silva, Kristen La Gerfo and Peter, and soooo many other super friends!  Love Pat & Deb and how special was our evening at the DA?!!!!   CONGRATS TO THE CAST FOR GLENGARRY GLEN ROSS… This riveting Mamet play, at The Waterfront Playhouse, will be directed by George Gugleotti.  Congrats to the following actors who will be starring in it…..Peter Haig (starred as Morey in Tuesdays with Morey!)…Brandon Beach…Glenn Wilson…Quincy Perkins…Tom Murtha…Brian Furlong…and Mook J!   ALSO, CAST IN THE NEW CENTURY, at THE WATERFRONT…. …directed by Rick Simone…the Cast announced include Linda Bernhard…Danny Weathers…Annie Minero…Maggie Meier….and Quincy Perkins.  Congratulations! PLACES, PLEASE AT THE TENNESSEE WILLIAMS…11/26… This wonderful night of musical entertainment starring Michael McCabe, Traci Reynolds, Laurie Breakwell, Gayla Morgan and Amy Ray, will be a 8 PM in the Cabaret Room at TWFAC on 11/26…..Go to www.keystix.com or call 295-7676 for tickets to this celebration of song and the human spirit!   PAPROSDOKIAN SENTENCE OF THE DAY… Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit….Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad!   COME AND SUPPORT DEAN WALTERS ON SUN., 11/21…. Dean Walters, he of that amazing voice, and of director of the Keys Chorale, has really been on a challenging journey.  In a terrible fall in Aug., he ruptured the quadriceps tendon in his left knee and all the tendons in his right knee, leaving him unable to stand or walk.  He was operated on both knees in a grueling  procedure.  Dean has been riddled with enormous bills.  After insurance covered its portion, Dean is left with nearly $50,000 in bills.  (Recall that about 2 yrs. ago Dean nearly died, and he and Sandy are still paying a $16,000. bill.)  SO….There is a special benefit planned ….and afternoon of great entertainment with all proceeds going to Dean’s medical expenses!  It will be held in the Grand Foyer of Tennessee Williams Theatre, From  2 until 4:00 PM on Sunday, Nov. 21st.  There is a suggested donation of $25 at the door.  There will be Music….Finger Food…and More!  Those entertaining will be Michael McCabe, Mike Emerson, Melody Cooper, Dave Aaron, Maj Johnson, Laurie Breakwell, Kyla Piscopink, just to name a few….Larry Smith & Vincent Zito will accompany….Emcee is Jenna Stauffer.  If you are not able to attend this fundraiser and would like to help Dean, please make checks payable to: Dean Walters, c/o Katy Werner, 523 C Truman Annex, Key West, FL 33040. EVERYONE IN TOWN IS INVITED TO HELP DEAN WALTERS DURING THIS TIME OF GREAT NEED!  Thank you very much!    FRAN DECKER OPENS NEW GALLERY….  FRANGIPANI GALLERY, at 1102 Duval St., has recently opened by artist,   and owner, Fran Decker!  This Gallery will be showcasing  some of our best KW artists, including William Welch, Lois Songer, Susan D’Antonio, Chris Black, Jessica Wilson, Will Fernandez, and Irene Stanton, just to name a few!  Open 10 AM until 6:00 PM…..Call 296-0440 for more information. The Grand Opening of this Gallery is Fri., 11/26 from 6 to 9:00 PM!!! GORDON ROSS & FRIENDS CABARET SHOW….11/13…. …This is a special show at 8 PM at the Studios of KW at 600 White St.  Gordon will be joined by Bobby Nesbitt, Christine Naughton and Skipper Kripitz and will be a performance of unique songs that will make you Feel! A portion of the proceeds will go to the MARC House.  Tix are $30 in advance and $35 the day of the show.  There are still general admission seats available…Call the Armory at 296-0458.               PRAYER CHAIN… Let’s remember Jennifer O’Lear, Margie Randall, Doug & Janis Childs, Sr. Phyllis McMurray, Richard Stephens, Roger Harmon, Carol Schenck, and Katherine Raney.  Count your blessings!   TAVERN ‘N TOWN….11/13… Entertainment from 6 to 10 PM in the Lounge at Beachside Marriott!  2 for 1 cocktails from 5 to 7 PM.   QUESTION TO PONDER… Do you believe in capital punishment? Would you  be willing to execute a man sentenced to death by the courts if you were selected by lot to do so, and he would go free if you refused?  Assume you know no details of the trial.   SCHOONER WHARF BAR… From Noon until 5 PM, it’s the music of Michael McCloud….The Danny Morris Band performs from 7 PM until Midnight!!!!….and from 9 PM until 1:00 AM, it’s the Magic of Frank Everhart!   AT THE GARDENS HOTEL…11/13 and 14…. The D’Vine Wine Gallery is open all weekend from 5 to 10:00 PM! And, don’t forget Jazz on Sunday!  It’s the Kool & Jazzy Band with Jazz singer Peter Diamond  along with Tim McAlpine,Matt Watson, and           Lonnie Jacobson, from 5 to 7:30 PM on Nov. 14th…..Queen Kate Miano welcomes Everyone!!!!   AIDS MEMORIAL QUILT…..11/13…. All are invited to a reception to welcome the AIDS Memorial Quilt, which features several local panels….will be on display at Graffiti at 701 Duval St….from 10 AM until 10:00 PM daily thru Dec. 1 which is World AIDS Day.  Make sure you stop in to see this amazing Quilt!   KW MEN IN PARADISE FASHION SHOW. 11/13… Glad to say this event is SOLD OUT…all 300 seats!!!This is a benefit for Samuel’s House.  Luncheon Tix are $35.  Call 294-0715 to reserve your seat and bring $$$ to vote for your fave Model!  And the models are, Mayor Craig Cates, Jerome Covington, Ken Domanski, Ralph Garcia, Todd German, Scott Hall, John Isaksen, Tom Oosterhoudt, Peter Rysman, Randy Thompson, Vidal, and many more!  It will be a FUN event and will raise badly needed funds to help women and children in crisis situations in The Keys!   DID YOU KNOW? Both Kellogg’s Corn Flakes and Graham Crackers were originally marketed as remedies for chronic masturbation.   RECYCLED ART AUCTION ON 11/13…. This super event will benefit the Wesley House….Sat., 11/13 from 5:30 to 7:45 PM at the home of Bryan Green & Tony Konrath, 910 Watson Ln.  Admission is $10 for this unique live & silent auction…artworks are donated by art collectors…..auction will begin at 6:30 PM.  If you have donations of artwork of any kind, call 809-5000 to donate and for pickup of items.   AQUA NIGHTCLUB…. The Aquanettes are live onstage at 9 PM and 11 PM!!   HAPPY  NOVEMBER 13TH BIRTHDAY TO…. ….Bob Frechette, of course…but also to special friend, artist, and fisherman, PERRY ARNOLD….   Love to YOU…and Remember…. A person who has confidence in himself wins the confidence of others.  Find your inner leader!  It comes naturally to some.  To most it’s cloaked in self-doubt and fear.  But we all have an inner leader.  Whether it be on the big stage or in our private world…as a parent…a partner…a friend…a mentor….The power is within us! Lynda Lynda